Lato
4:36 Fri Feb 1
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My Wife doesn't know what a fuel gauge is for. Not once but twice she ran out of fuel when we had a diesel. Calling the RAC for that, both occasions they were not amused and neither was I.
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boltkunt
4:35 Fri Feb 1
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I doubt Nurse is the submissive type.
I bet she's one of those femdom types.
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Coffee
4:32 Fri Feb 1
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Which Nurse?
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Nurse Ratched
4:32 Fri Feb 1
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*nods*
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Darby_
4:29 Fri Feb 1
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Intelligence is fine in a woman as long as they're quiet and submissive like Nurse.
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Nurse Ratched
4:26 Fri Feb 1
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I don't mind. I enjoy poking fun at myself.
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Coffee
4:12 Fri Feb 1
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This could be bigger than the Brexit thread.
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Dr Moose
4:10 Fri Feb 1
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Nurse Ratched 3:04 Fri Feb 1
You do realise you've now opened yourself up for abuse from your usual trolls on this site.
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mike hunt
3:49 Fri Feb 1
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for what its worth nurse ratched, i find intelligence in a women very attractive, as long as they know when to button it
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bruuuno
3:44 Fri Feb 1
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Ex (successful marketing exec) didn’t know the capital of France and once spelt toilet roll as ‘toitet rool’ on a shopping list
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cygnet
3:32 Fri Feb 1
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My French wife insisted on buying a Yorkshire Terrier in France as she wanted one that understood French.
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w4hammer
3:29 Fri Feb 1
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took the wrong set of car keys, tried to open it using the Remote- didnt work so broke my car key trying to get into her car door.**
* why didnt she use the spare key/remote--- oh she lost that down a drain with the car parked over it
she's a keeper
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Aalborg Hammer
3:13 Fri Feb 1
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We watched a plane crash into a lake on the news where the unfortunate aircrew all drowned.She says "Those poor men didn't even have time to ejaculate"
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Nurse Ratched
3:04 Fri Feb 1
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I had always assumed the reason men don't like me is because I am below average looking and have a toxic personality.
But it transpires that men like stupid women, so this is the reason I am single.
Cheers, fuckers! I feel much better now.
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Gentile
2:59 Fri Feb 1
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Thought Munich was a country.
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ironsofcanada
2:56 Fri Feb 1
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Mace66
I mean, if you can't trust video games for animal biology, what is this world coming to.
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NigelKhazi
2:49 Fri Feb 1
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Had a new carpet for 2 days...
Rather than take the fitted sheet off the bed and iron using an ironing board she thought it would be sensible to iron the fitted sheet on the bed.
She plugged the iron in and it toppled over without her noticing.
Resulting in a nice iron shape on the new carpet!
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Mace66
2:47 Fri Feb 1
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My mrs went into work one day and announced to her colleagues how she'd just seen a family of hedgehogs ' walking ' like it was some sort of 8th wonder of the world
Probably the only person in the world who thought the little fuckers are legless and roll their way around
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ironsofcanada
2:32 Fri Feb 1
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Hermit
It's also Friday.
All the getting olders looking for a proxy row online because we won't be out tonight having a real one.
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Hermit Road
2:12 Fri Feb 1
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lowermarshhammer 12:37 Fri Feb 1
There has never in the history of WHO been a topic that couldn’t be turned into a row. 9/11 came close but even that succumbed eventually.
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Troy McClure
2:07 Fri Feb 1
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Does she wear a green jersey with 1 on the back Bolty son?
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